The Moderate Liberal

If you are not Dennis Kucinich, or someone who can pass this message on to DK, then please stop reading here.

Dear Dennis,

Great performance during the candidates forum last night! You hit the ball outa the park many times. The crowd loved you, and I loved you, too!  I love your politics, and thank you for introducing articles of impeachment against the veep. You are a courage individual, and I respect you for that.

Life isn’t fair, Dennis. I hate to say this, because I’m not the kind of person who judges people by how they look, but my dear friend someone has to tell. And I say this with much respect and admiration, DK:   you look funny.

Your appearance mimimalizes you, DK. But fear not, because I never give criticism without offering constructive advice.

Dennis, drastic action is required in order to ignite your campaign. So here’s what you can quickly and easily do:  Hold a press conference about the Iraq war; challenge America to show their solidarity with the troops by getting military style buzz hair cuts,, and then march down to a small town barber (complete with the red white and blue barber poll) and get your hair cut ala military.

Man, you would look cook in a buzz cut. No lie.  If you can, also grow one of those cool chinny beards. Please do it quickly, so the press can blabber on for days about the change in your appearance.

DK, I also advise you to loosen your tie (in fact, just lose the tie). Be the only candidate on stage with a buzz cut, chinny beard and an open collar. You could also pierce an ear, but that’s not altogether necessary.

You’ve got a great message, Dennis. If you make a big change to your outward appearance, your message of change will be resonate more clearly.  People will take another look at your candidacy, because now — you won’t just sound interesting, you’ll also look interesting.

Give it a try, DK. There’s nothing to lose, and much for America to gain.

Your friend,

The Moderate Liberal

Says Coulter days after being called on her lies by Liz Edwards: “I’m a little tired of losers trying to raise campaign cash or TV ratings off of my coattails, particularly when they use their afflictions or bereavement schedules to try to silence the opposition. From now on, I’m attacking only serious presidential candidates, like Dennis Kucinich.”

This time, I think the damage to Coulter has been  serious.  She is wounded. Even many conservatives have finally got to be.asking themselves what the hell this woman is doing for the conservative cause.  She reveals the ugliest side of intolerant, hateful conservatism, and reflects terribly on those who would rather not see such a reflection.

Goodbye, Coulter. You’re washed up.

In case you missed it, here it is. It’s one of the most thoroughly enjoyable political bitch slaps I’ve ever seen, because it comes at the expense of Anne Coulter, the known right wing hate monger who routinely says aloud what the Republic neo-cons are thinking.
Yesterday Elizabeth Edwards called Anne Coulter and politely asked her to stop lowering the political discourse in America. Elizabeth Edwards makes her case eloquently, emotionally, pationately and most importly — politely.

Watch Coulter wriggle and spin in her seat.  Clearly surprised by the call, Coulter failed for a way out of this tightening noose, but there was none.  Elizabeth Edwards revealed Coulter for the bitch hate monger that she is.

Nice job, Elizabeth.  It was a performance well befitting a future First Lady.